Political science

LIBERAL

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful
and offer to share the milk from your cows
for her children

Barbara Streisand sings for you

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one
and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him
how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both
and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull,
and build a herd of cows.

CONSERVATIVE

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

(Thanks to Sigmund,Carl&Alfred)